Four Minute Mile
So, I am in a jogging class, our current running distance in 2 miles. I think that I run pretty fast, seeing as how I am always one of the first 3 or 4 people back (which is saying alot considering what poor shape I've put my body in over the years). Today, 2 miles was done in 21:23 (would have been less, but there is an obnoxiously steep hill at the end that isn't fun to run up). I can't fathom how someone would be able to run 2 miles in about 10 minutes, much less how someone can run a mile in 4. Of course, I never see the guy from our class who is on the track team when we do runs, so I assume he's like the Flash, he's just too fast to see. He probably gets done way before we do. This is going nowhere. I hate that guy on the track team. I also hate two other guys in the class and have made it my mission to beat them every single day we run. Sometimes this works. Today I was in a good 5 minutes before one of them. The other one didn't even show. He fears me. He fears my heat.
So, we practiced last night with Matt No. 2.
Sounds: good.
I am eating: a pizza (soon).
We: put up a bunch of flyers for the show last night (75), and some even resorted to minor vandalism for the sake of rock. Nothing bad, just an attack on the SGA.
One of the guys running was giving some lil pep talk to a few fellow classmates today when I walked up to him. He said "Hey."
I said, "Look, if you're going to throw my flyer away, could you just give it to me instead."
He informed me that it was blocking his poster as I was walking away.
It's okay, though, because one of his large sandwich boards says "YOUR LIFE SUCKS" now.
posted by beta at 4/11/2002 11:58:00 AM